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这是高尚的吉娃娃战士帕皮的故事 This is a epic story of one noble Chihuahua warrior men Papi...
- 老大，克洛伊怎么办? - 对喔 Hey, boss, what about Chloe? - Right, right. Okay.
这是两只高尚的吉娃娃战土 This is the epic story of two noble Chihuahuas,
帕皮跟他的真爱克洛伊的故事 Papi, and the love of his life, Chloe.
佩卓叔叔怎么办?还有小狗们? What about Uncle Pedro? And the pups?
好啦 Yeah. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Okay.
这是吉娃娃家族的故事 This is the story of a whole family of Chihuahuas.
好吧 Okay.
描述勇气、背叛、同情 It is a tale of bravery, treachery, compassion...
- 花生酱 - 花生酱跟爱情 Peanut butter. - Peanut butter and love.
总统先生，很荣幸见到你 No, Mr. President, it's an honor meeting you,
但我得把孩子们准备好去上学 but I have to get the pups ready for school.
好好做梦吧，亲爱的帕皮会搞定 Keep dreaming, mi amor. Papi will take care of everything.
这放到玩具堆 This goes in the toy pile.
那就是 Voila.
早安，阳光照屁股了 Good morning. Rise and shine.
起床了，早起的狗儿有骨头吃 Up we go. The early dog gets the bone.
早上好 Buenos dias.
起床了! Let's go!
老爸! 快起床! - Dad! - You're up!
花生酱 Mmm. Peanut butter.
真酥脆 Mmm. Flaky.
帕皮，我最近有说我有多爱你吗? Papi, have I mentioned lately how much I love you?
亲爱的，你是我的日月星辰 Mi corazon, you are my moon, my stars,
我最爱的吱吱叫磨牙玩具 - my squeaky chew toy of love. - Aww.
好嗯心，我们在旁边耶 Gross. we're right here, you know.
好了!谁准备好上学了? All right! who's ready for school?
拜托告诉我没有泥土或骨头 Please tell me this won't involve dirt or bones.
我刚做好爪子美容 I just had my paws done.
你是狗! 整天都离不开泥土跟骨头 You're a dog! Dirt and bones is 90% of our day!
呃？ 听好，我家乡有句俗话 - Huh? - Listen, where I'm from they say,
"值得做的事 "Anything worth doing
都需要把爪子弄脏" "requires getting a little dirt under the paw nails. "
快点! 今天的课程很棒 Now, come on! we got a great lesson today.
- 最后的要去舔猫! - 对! Last one out has to lick a cat! - Yeah!
- 猫怪怪的 - 我才不舔猫 Cats are weird. - I'm no cat-licker.
- 你会去舔猫! - 才怪! You'll be licking a cat. - I'm not licking a cat!
嗷！ Ow!
笨门 Stupid door.
好，那是小佩、艾莉拉拉、小帕 Okay, that was Pep, Ali, Lala, Papi, Jr.
等等，萝莎? wait a minute. Rosa?
吱吱跑到哪去了? Where is he? Squeaks?
我得找到它 I've gotta find him.
没在这里 你在哪里? No. Not here. Where are you?
加油，萝莎 Vamos, Rosita.
除非你想咳出小毛球给我动作快 Unless you wanna be coughing up fur balls, I'd shake a tail.
但我找不到吱吱 But I can't find Squeaks.
我在寻宝游戏时把它埋起来现在不见了 I buried him during the scavenger hunt, and now he's gone.
我懂了 Ah. I see.
你是说这只帅气松鼠吗? You wouldn't happen to mean this handsome squirreI?
啊，啊，啊？ Ah, ah, ah?
你忘了什么吗? Forgetting something?
谢谢，老爸 Thanks, Dad.
好嗯心，尿味好重 Gross. It smells like pee.
我闻到佩卓叔叔? I smell Uncle Pedro?
啊哈 Aha.
儿子，早在人类用小电子装置 You see, mis hijos, long before humans communicated with each other
彼此沟通前 through small electronic devices,
狗就有更简单有效的沟通方式尿尿邮件 dogs had a simpler, more effective means of communication, pee-mail.
- 尿尿邮件? - 什么? Pee-mail? - What?
看好了 Let's see.
单身男性斗牛犬，六岁寻找寂寞芳心 Single male pit bull, six, seeks a wet nose with a warm heart.
如果你喜欢花生酱调酒没牵绳雨中慢步… If you like peanut-butter coladas and off-leash walks in the rain...
- 兄弟，你有上交友网站吗? - 相亲网站 - Bro, are you on Stray Date? - Pee-Harmony.
孩子们，这是佩卓叔叔的留言 Pups, this message was from Uncle Pedro.
我们今天学到什么? Now, what did we learn today?
- 佩卓叔叔需要女朋友? - 好尴尬 - Uh... Uncle Pedro needs a girlfriend? - This is just embarrassing.
你在做油条早餐吗? Do I smell churros for breakfast?
我尝试新做法，别吃上瘾了 Mmm-hmm. I wanted to try a new recipe. Don't get used to it.
好像很好吃，谢谢 They look amazing. Thank you.
瑞秋，你完成学业了 You know, Rache, now that you finished school,
太依赖薇薇阿姨不太好 I don't feel right relying on Aunt Viv so much.
我们最好自己找个地方住 And that probably means getting our own place.
我只是想找合适的地方 I just want it to be the right place.
你看 Check this out.
帕沙第纳朗汉亨廷顿饭店诚徵 Whoa! "The Langham Huntington Pasadena seeks candidates
以下职务，景观设计师 "for the following positions, Landscape Designer. "
- 山姆，很适合你! - 继续看下去 - Sam, you'd be perfect! - Keep scrolling.
哦，嗯... Oh, um...
有经验的副主厨 "Experienced sous-chef... "
有经验的副主厨? 在莱斯饭店?怎么可能 Experienced sous-chef? At The Royce? No way.
继续看，最棒的还在后面 Keep reading. That's not the best part.
好，我们能住在饭店吗? Okay, we get to live at the hotel?
我们能住在饭店! we'd get to live at the hotel!
天哪，亲爱的，太棒了 My gosh, honey. It'd be perfect.
有件小事 Now, there's just one little thing.
- 什么事? - 我们得先找到工作 - What? - well, we gotta land the jobs first.
小事一椿 Minor detail.
嗯"Vita-Amor-Stemma" Hmm. Vita-Amor-Stemma
什么? Huh?
- 是拉丁语 - 我是拉丁人 - It's Latin. - I'm Latin.
意思是“人生、爱情、名门” 这地方就像是个梦 It means "life, love, pedigree. " This place is a dream.
希望山姆跟瑞秋表现好 I hope Rachel and Sam do well.
孩子们会爱死这里 our pups would love it here.
市区有高级狗狗日校 They have the poshest doggy day school in the city.
等等! Whoa. Hold up!
狗狗日校”? "Doggy day school"?
我知道你喜欢教他们 I know you love teaching the pups,
但孩子们似乎总是拿到A but, I mean, the pups always seem to get straight A's.
你有调整分数吗? Do you grade on a curve?
老婆，我在路边打分数 我教他们街头求生 Baby, I grade on the curb! I teach 'em street school.
我知道你是好老师 I know you're a great teacher.
你知道我对在家自学的看法 It's just you know how I feel about homeschooling.
在家自学? Homeschooling?
你知道送孩子们去那些日校的后果吗? You know what happens when you send pups off to those day schools?
小狗守则、狗虱... 还要穿尾洞! Pup pressure and ticks and... And tail piercings!
那是常见的误解 That's actually a common misconception.
欢迎来到朗汉，我们只吠不咬 welcome to the Langham, where we're all bark and no bite.
没关系 And that's Okay.
我跟旁边的珍妮一起经营得奖认证的狗狗学院 I run our award-winning certified canine academy with Jenny over here.
我叫奥斯卡，你们怎么称呼? The name's Oscar. What's yours?
嗨，我是克洛伊，他是帕皮 Hi. I'm Chloe and this is Papi.
不会吧!克洛伊温思罗普艾希? No way! Chloe Winthrop Ashe?
科特斯 Cortez.
嗨! Aww!
好可爱的小狗! What a wittle cutie-wutie! Hi!
小姐，你说谁很小? Who are you calling wittle, lady?
奥斯卡，我们去准备欢迎碗 Oscar, let's go set up the welcome bowls.
这样狗狗才有体力应付整天的学习 Gotta make sure our pups fuel up for a full day of learning
还有尽情玩乐! and fun, fun, fun!
- 珍妮! - 布里克豪斯小姐 - Jenny! - Oh! Miss Brickhouse.
这学校是教什么的? So what do you teach at this school anyway?
有教消防栓意识吗?门铃吠叫? You cover hydrant awareness? Doorbell barking?
连基本的埋骨头也有教吗? Do you even teach basic bone buriaI?
别担心，小兄弟 Don't worry about it, little dude.
我全包办了，击掌，兄弟 I got it all covered. High four, bro.
谁是你的兄弟，老兄 I'm not your bro, dude.
没关系 No problemo.
“谢谢你对帕沙第纳朗汉亨廷顿饭店感兴趣 "Thank you for your interest in the Langham Huntington Pasadena.
请勿来电、传简讯或电子邮件 "Please don't call, text or email us.
我们会连络你 "we'll call, text or email you. "
谢谢你的时间 well, thank you for your time.
帕皮、克洛伊，要走了 Papi, Chloe, come on. Let's go.
抱歉，那是你的狗吗? Excuse me. That's your dog?
抱歉，电话小姐说能带狗来 I'm sorry. The lady on the phone said it was Okay if we brought them.
请别道歉 Please, don't apologize.
自从蒙特奇饭店开业后 You see, we've had a little trouble with business
我们的生意就有点冷清 ever since the Montague opened up down the street.
蒙特奇，记得吗? 瑞秋，就是我说的那间饭店 Montague. Remember, Rache, that was the place I was telling you about,
有超大的花园 with the incredible gardens that were...
- 真难看，有碍观瞻 - 对 How unsightly they are. Total eyesore. - Right.
我们想将朗汉打造成奢华狗狗饭店 we're in the midst of making the Langham the luxury dog destination,
但我们需要找只代言狗狗 but we need a dog to be the face of our hotel.
哈罗 Hello!
来吸引有钱的国际观光客 A dog who will attract those well-heeled jetsetters
- 还有他们的宠物狗- 我喜欢这家伙! and their canine companions. - I like this guy!
- 有型的狗狗- 我是 - A dog with style. - Yep.
优雅的狗狗 A dog with grace.
远在天边，近在眼前 Hey, when you got it, you got it.
克洛伊温思罗普艾希 Chloe Winthrop Ashe.
科特斯 Cortez.
我们要让她亮相 we need her to make appearances.
水疗美容、理毛服务悠闲躺在狗狗池畔 Spa treatments, grooming service, lounging by the dog pools.
领薪的社交名媛 A paid socialite.
这很适合克洛伊 That sounds right up Chloe's alley.
太好了，她何时能上班? Brilliant. When can she start?
先生，你真幸运 Sir, it is your lucky day
因为我们全部明天就能上班 because we can all start tomorrow.
好，一言为定 Hmm. Okay. You've got yourself a deaI.
- 好极了 - Great. - All right.
太好了，谢谢 Great. Thank you.
请过来填写文件 Right this way to fill out your paperwork.
我们马上回来 we'll be right back.
明天?但我准备好要教孩子们食物安全课 Tomorrow? But I had a great food safety lesson planned for the pups.
我要教他们五天原则 I was gonna teach 'em the five-day rule.
我知道事出突然，但相信 我孩子们会受到妥善照顾的 I know this is a big change, but trust me, the pups are in good hands.
- 奥斯卡跟珍妮看起来很棒 - 很棒? Oscar and Jenny seem great. - Great?
你有偷喝马桶水吗? Have you been drinking toilet water?
那对人狗疯了 Those two are loco.
不信你看! Look at 'em!
拿去，是狗狗耶 There you go. It's a dog.
击掌!来击个狗掌 High four! Give me some paw.
帕皮，我们的孩子很聪明 Papi, we raised five very bright pups
无论遇到什么事他们都会勇於面对的 and whatever comes their way, I know they'll be ready to face it.
如果我还没准备好呢? What if I'm not ready?
孩子们，该睡觉了 Okay, everyone. It's time for bed.
你们要睡得饱饱的迎接开学日 You'll need lots of rest before your first day.
- 萝莎，有事吗?- 她一整天都这样 Rosa, is something wrong? - She's been like this all day.
你能怪她吗?明天是开学日 Can you blame her? I mean, our first day of school.
我不是那意思，妈我是说真正的学校 Uh... I didn't mean that, Mom. I just meant real school.
- 我是说…- 我懂你的意思，小佩 - Uh... I mean... - I know what you mean, Pep.
快去睡觉了，明天是大日子 Now get some sleep. Tomorrow's a big day.
帕沙第纳朗汉亨廷顿饭店 The Langham Huntington Pasadena
- 好耶!- 推快点!真好玩! Yeah! - Go faster! This is so much fun!
我能感觉微风吹过狗毛 Go faster! I can feel the wind in my fur.
好好玩喔!快点，冲啊! This is so much fun! Come on, come on. Go!
- 推快点!等等!让开!- 快，继续推! - Go faster! Hang on! Gangway! - Come on, keep going!
瑞秋，东西都带齐了吗? I don't know, Rache, do you think we brought enough stuff?
要送到几号房? To what room shall I take these?
哦，呃... Oh, uh...
- 318号房 - 是，先生 - Room 318. - Yes, sir.
谢谢 Thank you.
我们拿出最好的表现 Let's be on our best behavior, shall we?
我们在你房间楼上的总统套房接待一位贵宾 we're hosting a VIP just above your room in the presidential suite.
艾蜜莉亚詹姆斯《詹姆斯休闲》的总编 Amelia James, editor-in-chief of James Leisure,
来为我们报导花园节 in town for our garden gala.
年度盛会 The party of the year.
但别说出去 Oh. But you didn't hear any of this from me.
- 放心，先生- 真的吗? - You don't have to worry about us, sir. - Oh. Really?
恕我冒味 Am I correct in presuming that
大厅行李推车上的狗狗是你们的吧? the pups currently go-carting in the lobby belong to you?
那是艾莉、拉拉小佩、萝莎跟小帕 That would be Ali, Lala, Pep, Rosa and Papi, Jr.
当然你认识克洛伊 And you, of course, know Chloe.
欢迎回来，克洛伊 Oh! welcome back, Chloe.
你也认识帕皮 And you know Papi.
对，帕皮 Yes. Papi.
还有佩卓叔叔 And, last but not least, there's Pedro.
撑住，兄弟，要憋住! Hold it, bro. Resist!
憋不住了! No, don't!
佩卓，他…他也是家族成员吗? This Pedro, is he... He's definitely part of he family, too?
当然，我相信你明白，先生你家人也住在饭店吧 Definitely. I'm sure you understand, sir. Your family must live here.
没有，我没有家人 well, I can't say that they do, or that I have any family to speak of.
抱歉，我不是有意说你 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to presume that you did...
别介意 well, well, well, no.
工作让我忙翻天忘了有漫长寂寞的夜晚 work keeps me so busy, I hardly even notice the long, lonely nights.
抱歉，肯定很辛苦 I'm sorry. That must be tough.
习以为常了 only on days that end in "y. "
西装很帅! - Hey, great suit! - Mmm-hmm.
我很喜欢你胸前的手帕 I really love the handkerchief thing you got going on there.
- 这是爱马仕- 爱马仕超赞 It's Hermes. - It's Hermes-ing.
山姆 Sam.
我们走吧? Shall we?
好好 Yeah. - Yes.
大开眼界 Impressive.
- 哇!这是我们的房间吗? - 太棒了! Whoa! This is ours? - Awesome!
棒极了! This is great!
- 嘿!沙发是我的! - 这是我的! Hey! I get this couch! - I get this one!
- 这地方好棒!- 视野真美! This place is great! - Check out this view!
我们还在等什么? What are we waiting for?
科特斯先生， Mr. Cortez, I'm afraid
今晚饭店只供应 the only thing they have to offer you this evening
米其林星级六道菜老饕菜单 is our Michelin Star six-course tasting menu.
希望你别见怪，饭店免费供应 And I hope you don't mind, but it's all absolutely free.
我想应该是没问题，科特斯太太 That should be all right, Mrs. Cortez.
我要先跟助理莱斯特确认 I'll just have to check with Lester, my assistant.
- 你有助理吗? - 没错 You get an assistant? - I get an assistant.
好耶 老公 Yeah. - Oh, honey.
我们能去看看 Do you think we could check out
舞蹈教室的探戈课吗? one of these tango classes in the dance studio?
- 谢谢 - Thank you.
- 谢谢! - 好 Thank you! - Yeah.
朗汉 The Langham.
听说他们有个橱柜 You know, I hear they have a whole closet
全部堆满花生酱 dedicated exclusively to peanut butter.
真的吗？不会吧 Really? wow. No way.
真有这回事吗? Is that really true?
一层摆有颗粒的一层摆没颗粒的 They've got one shelf for chunky, one for creamy,
一层摆少量颗粒的 one for sort of creamy but also a little chunky,
一层摆天然的 但没人要吃这种 one for all naturaI, but no one ever eats those.
太难搅拌了 Too hard to stir.
怎么了，女儿? What's wrong, mi hija?
开学日紧张吗? First day of school jitters?
我从前不像现在这么勇敢 You know, I wasn't always the brave Chihuahua you see before you today.
我害怕很多东西 I'm scared of lots of things.
妈妈？不是你妈 Mom? - No, not Mom.
这是谁打包的? Who packed this?
对，有时会怕 well, yeah, sometimes Mom.
但重点是害怕是正常的 But the point is, it's Okay to be afraid.
记住，萝莎，与众不同没有错 And remember, Rosa, there's nothing wrong with being different.
与众不同就是小矮子”委婉的说法 Different is just a nice way of saying "runt. "
但你不只与众不同，你很特别 Ah. But you're not just different, you're special.
特别到不像任何人 Too special to be like everyone else.
帕皮，这个箱子有写“请勿打开” Hey, Papi, this was in a box marked "Do not open. "
要摆在哪里? Where do you want it?
摆在旁边就好，谢谢 Yeah, just leave it right there. Thanks.
你参加过《与明星共舞》吗? You were on Dancing with the Stars?
那不是《与明星共舞》 I wasn't on Dancing with the Stars.
我是护花使者在朋友的成年礼担任男伴 I was a chambelan, part of an honor court at a friend's quinceanera.
像16岁甜蜜派对吗? Is that like a sweet sixteen or something?
更好玩 It's better!
成年礼是很特别的庆典 A quinceanera is a very special celebration.
在她15岁生日 See, on her fifteenth birthday,
15岁少女脱离父母的关爱 a quince steps out from beneath the watchful eye of sus padres
独立生活 to stand on her own four paws.
她会靠谁生活? Who else's paws would she stand on?
让我重说好了 小狗花了很多年学习 Let me rephrase. You see, pups spend years learning.
父母教他们怎么穿扮何时坐下、何时跟在脚旁 They're told what to wear, when to sit, and when to heel.
还用你说 Tell me about it.
但有天这只小狗不再依赖这些课程 But then one day, the pup, she stops relying on all those lessons.
那她要依赖什么? What does she rely on, then?
她的心，女儿 Her heart, mi hija.
有天你也会变成年 Someday, you too will become a quince.
螺丝起子，我需要螺丝起子! Phillips head. I'm gonna need a Phillips head!
等等，我连怎么用都不知道 wait, I don't even know how to use a Phillips head.
我不是专家 I'm no expert,
但潜水不需要螺丝起子 but I don't think you need a screwdriver to go scuba diving.
这不是去玩，这是安全检查 This is not a leisure trip. It's a safety inspection.
奥斯卡是他们的老师但我是他们的老爸 Oscar may be their teacher, but I'm still their father,
确定孩子们的安全是我的责任 and it's my job to make sure my pups are safe.
注意过滤器，我得去找克洛伊 Keep an eye on the filter, I have to go check on Chloe.
这身劲装太小了磨到皮肤都发炎 They make these things so tight, I'm chafing.
克洛伊，很好!好，现在学狼嗥 Yeah, Chloe, yeah! Okay, now growl like a wolf, huh?
你好像半狼半狗 Yes. I think you are part wolf.
让我爱! Now make me love it!
让我恨! Now make me hate it!
让我意乱情迷但无法移开视线 Now make me confused, but I can't look away.
现在给我 Now give me,
有人把东西放在我碗里 不晓得是什么” "Somebody put something in my bowl and I don't know what that is. "
老婆，第一天开工还行吗? Mi amor, how is your first day on the job?
你会太热吗?太冷吗? Are you too hot? Too cold?
他们有给你休息喝水吗? Are they giving you regular water breaks?
现在是怎样? Okay, now what is this?
老公，他们对我很好 Sweetie, they're taking good care of me.
那就好 Oh. Okay, good.
这里有些美丽的小径 Hey, you know, there are some beautiful off-leash trails here.
明天我们能来趟浪漫健行 I thought maybe tomorrow we could take a romantic hike.
享受两人世界，带点狗食 You, me, some kibbles, some bits...
我很想去，老公，但我没空 That sounds fun, honey, but I can't.
我要为新精品店做咬彩仪式 I have a ribbon-biting ceremony for the new boutique.
好吧，改天好了 Right. Okay, another time.
吉娃娃，围巾很美喔 汪汪雅各的吗? Hey, chica, great scarf. Bark Jacobs?
- 正是葡吉 - 我喜欢! - Pucci, actually. - Loves it!
小心点 帕皮 - Careful, pool boy. - Papi!
怎样 What?
真有意思 This is interesting.
我只是叫他小心点 I was just telling him to be careful.
这是水池礼貌 It's the polite thing to do around a pool.
- 佩卓!小心点!- 谢了，帕皮! - Hey, Pedro! Be Careful! - Thanks, Papi!
看吧? See?
所以，不晓得孩子们还好吗? So, wonder how the pups are doing.
朗汉托狗所 The Langham Doggy Day Care
谁要玩超级大骗子? Who's ready for a super-duper day?
今天我们要学如何站上浮板 Today we're gonna learn how to lay on floatie rafts
不让脚掌湿黏 without getting our paws all wet and icky.
但老爸常叫我们直接跳进去 But Dad always tells us to jump right in.
小帕，老爸不是我们的老师了 Shh, Papi, Jr. Dad's not our teacher anymore.
各位同学，找个搭档奥斯卡要带我们去水池 Okay, everyone, find a partner. we're gonna follow Oscar to the pool.
好耶!我们要去水池水池超好玩! Yeah! we get to go to the pool! The pool is so much fun!
小萝莎，记住泳衣要随时穿好 Little Rosa, remember you have to wear your swimmies at all times.
- 我要学狗爬式 I'm gonna learn how to doggy paddle.
- 你不会吗? You don't know how to doggy paddle?
你要当我的游泳搭档吗? Wanna be my swimming partner?
- 户外真舒服! It's so nice outside!
- 我好想冲进水池! I can't wait to go to the pool!
- 耶，水池! - 我们走! Yeah, pool! - Let's go!
嗨，我是萝莎，很高兴见到你 Hi, I'm Rosa. Nice to meet you.
看看那些穿小泳衣的小吉娃娃! Aww. Look at the little puppykins in the little swimmies!
她穿泳装! She has swimmies!
萝莎，等等 Rosa, wait up.
你怎么搞的? What is wrong with you?
这就是欺负我妹妹的下场 That's just what you get when you mess with our sister.
或是穿泳衣 or wear spandex.
嗨!我是瑞秋 我也是这里的员工 Hi! I'm Rachel. Hi, I work here, too.
- 嗨，很高兴认识你 - 嗨 - Hi. Hi, nice to meet you. - Hi. Hi.
- 那是鲑鱼吗? - 对 - What is that? Salmon? - Salmon, yes.
鲑鱼，不行 给我重做 Salmon, no. Do it again.
看起来活像沙门氏菌 走！放在一边 That, that looks more like salmonella. Allez! In the corner.
你，就是你 Ah! You. There you are.
碗盘堆得到处是 快干活！ The dishes are overflowing. Allez, hop! Zou! Hop!
碗盘吗?抱歉，我是瑞秋 The dishes? Oh, uh, no. I'm sorry. Actually, it's me. Rachel.
- 科特斯?- 对，瑞秋科特斯 - Cortez? - Yeah. Rachel Cortez.
- 你的新副主厨?- 对 - Your new sous-chef? - Yeah, yeah.
总之，狄迪耶主厨很荣幸见到你 Anyway, Chef Didier, it is such a pleasure to meet you
我很喜欢你的松露面疙瘩 and I am such a huge fan of your truffled gnocchi.
你刚说什么?我听不见 What is it you are saying? I cannot hear you.
我只听见碗盘还没洗的声音! All I can hear is the sound of the dishes not being done!
快干活！ Allez! Zou! Hop!
抱歉，你在等我邀请吗? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. were you waiting for an invitation? Huh?
肯定有点误会，因为我 There must be some confusion, because I was just...
没有!把碗盘洗干净 不然你就倒大楣了! No! Make it shine or your goose is cooked! Cooked!
你就倒大楣了 "Your goose is cooked. "
还有押韵呢…诗意中带坚定 Yes, it has a nice ring to it, it has... Poetic, but firm.
她为什么盯着我看? Why is she staring at me?
你在看我吗?你盯着狄迪耶主厨看吗? Are you staring at me? Are you staring at Chef Didier?
狄迪耶主厨吗? - The Chef Didier? Huh? - Uh... No, no.
真没礼貌! So rude!
现在的年轻人真没礼貌又没教养 So rude. No manners, these young people nowadays.
我不是没礼貌，是实话实说 I'm not rude. I'm frank.
我叫狄迪耶，但是实话实说直言不讳 I'm Didier, but I'm frank. You know, like direct.
她盯着我看嘿!别盯着我看，别看我 She was staring at me. Hey! Don't stare at me. Don't stare.
别盯着我看 Don't stare at me.
嘿!你是山姆吧? Hey. Hey! You must be Sam, right?
- 我是- 我是莱斯特 - Yes. - I'm Lester.
欢迎加入团队，老大 welcome to the team, boss.
哇，看来我们有得忙了 wow. Looks like we got our work cut out for us, huh?
没错 Yeah, yeah. Sure do.
请你拿铁铲来，最好开挖了 Mind grabbing that shoveI? Better start digging.
呼，呼 Ooh, ooh.
我很乐意，但爱莫能助腕隧道症候群 I would love to, but I can't. Carpal tunnel.
- 你有腕隧道症候群? - 没有，感谢老天 - You have carpal tunnel syndrome? - No. Thank goodness.
你有吗？ 没有 - Have you had it? - No.
很恐怖，你不会想得的 It's bad. You do not wanna get it.
别被困在隧道里谢绝腕隧道症候群 Don't get caught in the tunnel. The carpal tunnel. No.
很高兴认识你 很好 Hey, great to meet you. Really, really good.
莱斯特！ 是 - Uh, Lester! - Yeah.
这些植物怎么办? 总不能叫它们自己修剪吧 What about these plants? They're not just gonna trim themselves.
不能吗?我喜欢植物 They're not? I like the plants.
这是我发展的蔓生风格 It's kind of part of my overgrown style I'm developing.
呃？ Huh?
比较有机… 让植物有自我风格 It's more of an organic... where the plants just become themselves.
自然生长 And they live in their own truth.
帕皮，好高兴见到你 Papi. I've never been happier to see you.
你能帮我忙吗? Do you think you can give me a hand?
悉听尊便 Hey, you don't have to ask this Chihuahua twice.
奥斯卡，他要去哪里? Oscar. where's he going?
谁在陪孩子们? who's with the pups?
山姆，恕我失陪 Sam, will you excuse me for one second?
我马上回来 I'll be right back.
这是什么鬼地方? What is this place?
奥斯卡? Oscar?
有人吗? Hello?
怎么回事 What's going on back here?
那道门通往哪里? Hey, what's that gate lead to?
你没事吧? You all right, man?
嘿，快走开 Hey. Hey, skedaddle.
我叫你别过来 I thought I told you not to come around here.
- 奥斯卡，怎么了 - 帕皮! - Oscar, what is going on around... - Papi!
别理他，那是流浪狗艾尼 Hola, amigo. Don't mind him, that's just Arnie, our resident stray.
- 他要做什么? - 那只可怜狗是哑巴 - What's his deaI? - Poor fellow's a mute.
什么风把你吹过来? So, what brings you around these parts?
你常来这里吗? You come here often?
我在上班你不是也应该在上班吗? I'm working. Shouldn't you be doing the same?
哇!等等，那是珍妮吗?谁在顾孩子们? Whoa! wait. was that Jenny? Who's watching the pups?
什么?那不是珍妮 我认识珍妮 What? No, no. That wasn't Jenny. I know Jenny.
那是谁? Then who was it?
谁是谁? 我们到底是谁? Who was who? Who are any of us, really?
好啦，我要回去上班了 Yeah, Okay, right. Listen, I'm gonna get back to work.
我建议你别偷懒 I suggest you do the same.
听好，我不相信奥斯卡 Hey, listen. I don't trust that Oscar guy.
你看到不寻常的事就叫我，好吗? You see anything strange going on back here, give me a bark, Okay?
雕得不错 Hey, nice carving.
你有天赋喔，那是谁? You got skills, man. Who's it of?
你有事要告诉我吗? You trying to tell me something?
好，聊得很愉快 All right. Good talk.
祖传苦甜狗食藜麦蛋饼吗? Okay. Quinoa frittata with heirloom kibble aigre-doux?
- 好像很好吃!- 我要吃! - That looks delicious! - I want some!
- 妈!妈!妈!- 我要吃! - Mom! Mom! Mom! - I want some!
妈，我要吃! Mom, I want some!
谁点了花生酱配菜? Who ordered theirs with a side of peanut butter?
哦，嗯... Oh, um...
克洛伊!我们需要谈谈 Chloe! we need to talk.
珍妮跟奥斯卡很可疑，他们 There's something fishy about Jenny and Oscar. They're...
犬舍咳! Kennel cough!
天哪，希望明天我能病好去上学 Gee, I sure hope I'm well enough to go back to school tomorrow.
我们要带你去看兽医! we need to get you to the vet!
兽医?我突然感觉好多了 Whoa! The vet? Uh... I'm suddenly feeling much better.
好了，我要你说实话 All right. The only thing I want you coughing up is the truth.
妈，拜托，我不想去上学 Mom, please. I don't wanna go back to school.
萝莎，上学很好玩 Rosa, school can be fun.
如果你是小矮子就很难玩 Not if you're the runt of the litter!
那是最丢脸的事 That's the worst thing to be in a litter.
没人能叫我的小女儿小矮子! Hey! No one calls my little girl a runt!
我不想这么小， I don't wanna be a "little" anything.
我要成年礼 I want to be a quince.
- 我快满15岁了 - 15岁? - I'm almost 15. -15?
- 15岁? - 她跟我一样大，我才两岁! - Fifteen? - She's as old as me. I'm two!
- 你在说什么? - 在狗狗年纪 - What are you talking about? - In dog years.
什么是成年礼? What's a quince?
好像老爸奇怪的墨西哥节日 It sounds like one of Dad's weird Mexican holidays.
16岁甜蜜派对呢? What about our sweet sixteen?
16岁甜蜜派对? Sweet sixteen?
谁扯到那件事了? Who said anything about a sweet sixteen?
成年礼是最酷的 Quinceaneras are the coolest.
才怪 未必 I'm not sure. - I don't know about that.
- 我要16岁甜蜜派对 - 什么东东? - I want the sweet sixteen. - Quince-hubba-whatta?
老爸? Dad?
什么事，我的小萝莎? Yes, my little Rosita?
我要成年礼 I want a quince.
算你走运因为你老爸要替你办 well, lucky you. 'Cause your father's gonna throw you
这小镇最盛大疯狂的派对! the biggest, baddest fiesta this town's ever seen!
你们听到了吗? Did you guys hear that?
嘿!你忘了喔? Hey! Forgetting something?
谢谢，老爸 Thanks, Dad.
哎哟 Whoops.
咬住了! Got it!
成年礼? A quinceanera?
你准备好让小女儿独立了吗? Are you sure you're ready to let your little girl go?
我不想让她独立只想让她觉得与众不同 I don't wanna let her go. I just wanna make her feel special.
山姆? Sam?
老公? Honey?
我知道你累了一天但这是高级床单 I'm sure you've had a long day, but these are like 600 count sheets.
你想先洗澡吗? Do you wanna maybe shower?
算了 Okay.
好好睡吧 Sleep well.
老婆，我做好午餐便当 Mi amor, I made the doggy bags
要上床睡觉了! and I'm all ready for bedtime!
帕皮，你不用替孩子们做午餐 Papi, you didn't have to do their bags.
学校厨师会做午餐给他们吃 The chef at school makes their lunch.
这不是上学，而是度假! That's not school. It's vacation!
他们在这里永远学不到东西 They'll never have to learn anything for themselves as long as they're here.
所以才叫全服务饭店 That's why they call it a full-service hotel.
老婆，快点出来 Mi amor, will you come out already?
我耐心等待看你天使般 I've been waiting patiently to see your angelic...
漂亮、精致的脸蛋 Beautiful, exquisite face.
跟克洛伊温思罗普艾希享受奢华狗狗体验 The Luxury Canine experience With Chloe Winthrop Ashe
记住，老婆只喝自己碗里的水 Remember, my love, only drink out of your own bowl.
别跟陌生狗搓肚皮 No belly rubs from strangers.
- 如果你需要我- 再见，帕皮 - And if you need me... - Goodbye, Papi.
下班后我会去找你跟派对顾问 I'll meet up with you and the party planner after work.
我会…派对顾问?什么? I will count the... Party planner? what?
你认为我处理不来吗? You don't think I can handle this on my own?
萝莎说学校同学都请派对顾问办16岁甜蜜派对 Rosa said everyone at school uses one for their sweet sixteen.
- 但这是…- 千载难逢的派对! - But this is a... - Party of a lifetime!
塞巴斯汀! Sebastian!
就是我 That's right, everybody.
穿好你的红底鞋开始计划派对吧 Fasten your Chew-boutins and let the planning begin.
我来了，还带来布料样本! I'm here and I have fabric samples!
这里有精致奢华的 And here you'll find our exquisite, top of the line,
贵宾水池你跟宝贝夏绿蒂能尽情放松 VIP pool for you and your darling Charlotte.
过来看，夏绿蒂 Come look, Charlotte.
还有各种设施 Yes, you'll have every amenity
包罗万象，让你垂手可得 that you could possibly desire right here at your fingertips.
池畔腹部按摩、池畔美足 Poolside belly rubs, poolside pedicures...
银杏芒果冰沙 Ginkgo-mango smoothies.
嗯嗯 Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
- 走 - 池畔按摩 - Go. Go. - Poolside massages and...
你叫这是顶级水池? You call this a state-of-the-art pool?
他们不会叫我 They can't possibly expect me
跟这些乌合之众共用水池吧 to be using the same pool as the likes of such riffruff.
这是给员工跟狗狗使用的 I meant, for staff and dogs.
你评论的时候可以略过水池 You can just ignore this for your review.
夏绿蒂小姐会有她专属的尊贵私人水池 Miss Charlotte will have her very own royal plunge pool.
夏绿蒂不游泳，她只漂浮 Charlotte doesn't plunge. She floats.
哦 坐浮板 - Oh. - on a float.
是的 Uh... Yes.
你能想像氯对她美丽的毛会有什么影响吗? Can you imagine what chlorine would do to this gorgeous coat?
恐怖的事 Terrible things.
她是本届威敏斯特狗狗选美赛冠军 She's a defending champion of the westminster Dog Show,
不是俗气的假金发妞 not some bottle blonde.
是的，我 Yes, yes. l. .. l. ..
- 请你带我们到房间- 好的 - will you please show us to our room? - Yes.
- 总统套房- 来，夏绿蒂 - Yes. The Presidential Suite. - Come, Charlotte.
你会享受到极致的舒适 we expect you'll be most comfortable there.
我会剥葡萄 嘘 - I can peel grapes. - Psst.
陛下 Pardon, Your Highness.
欢迎光临朗汉 welcome to the Langham.
也许改天找个时间我们去公园月下散步 Perhaps we could meet at the park for a moonlit stroll sometime. Hmm?
哦！呃...嗯 Oh! Uh... Hmm.
夏绿蒂 Charlotte.
嗨，孩子们！ Hey, kids!
小帕?艾莉?小佩?拉拉? Hey! Papi, Jr.? Ali? Pep? Lala?
- 什么事，老爸?早! - 萝莎? - What's up, Dad? Morning! - Rosita?
- 嘿，老爸 - Hi, Dad. - Hey, Dad.
你们竟然不等我 You guys left without me.
没关系，我们知道怎么走 It's Okay, Dad. we know the way.
嘿，萝莎，你忘了喔? Hey! Hey, Rosita, are you forgetting something?
没有，学校都为我们准备好了 Nope. They have everything we need at school.
托狗所 Doggy Day Care
奥斯卡! Oscar!
- 孩子们，要大玩特玩吗? Hey, little dudes. Ready for a big day?
耶！ Yeah!
我们要提高成年礼的尖叫声 I think we want a tone that screams quince, you know?
要叫到响彻云霄 That just gets all up in your face and yells,
我成年了，你想怎样? "I'm a quince, what are you gonna do about it?"
成年礼主角的老爸不能表达意见吗? Doesn't the father of the quince get a say in any of this?
当然!如果我们需要建议就会先问你 of course! Listen, if we need digging advice, you're our first stop.
准备磨牙玩具小礼物如何? Well, what if we had little chew toy party favors?
萝莎好可爱 You see, Rosa, it's so cute,
她成天咬着这只小松鼠吱吱 She carries around this little squeaky squirrel like...
看起来就是只可爱的小狗吗? Like an adorable little puppy?
帕皮，孩子她不再是你的小狗了 Papi, sweetie, boychick, she's not your little puppy anymore.
- 成年礼的精神是放手 - 我知道! - The quince is all about letting go. - I know! I know.
- 我不能再握久一点吗? - 帕皮 - Can't I just hold on a little longer? - Papi.
你有听到吗? Shh. Did you hear that?
帕皮，我会保护你别让恐怖的蝴蝶攻击你 There, there, Papi. I'll protect you from the scary butterfly.
哈罗，是我们 Hello, we're talking here!
那颜色可以吗? So, we good on the color tones?
什么寒搴声?奥斯卡? What's that rustling? Oscar?
把门关起来，你吓到我了 Just close the door. You're freaking me out.
这里是朗汉 we are at the Langham, Okay?
不会有怪物冲出来 It's not like some boogeyman is gonna come flying over the...
你们好啊 Hey, you guys.
朗汉后花园的花真美 The Langham sure does have some nice flowers back here.
我受不了这种惊吓 I can't afford this kind of stress.
我是老狗了 I'm gray and wrinkly as it is.
佩卓，你在做什么? Pedro, what are you doing?
我需要你的意见 I need your opinion.
玫瑰代表浪漫 但向日葵代表狂欢 The rose says I'm a romantic, but the sunflower says I like to party.
说吧，她叫什么名字? Okay, spill it. What's her name?
夏绿蒂詹姆斯好诗情画意的名字 Charlotte James. Like a sonnet.
漂亮，兄弟，她闱掉了吗? Nice, bro. She fixed?
应该是吧!但她根本看不上我 I believe so! But she won't even sniff in my direction.
我讨厌浇你冷水但我们要计划派对 I hate to beat the pinata of true love, but we have a party to plan.
当我想到颜色基调就想到紫红 Now, when I think about the color motif, I see fuchsia.
你呢?佩卓 What about you, Pedro?
我想到花生酱 I see peanut butter.
- 嗯哼 - 中央摆饰呢? Uh-huh. And what about the centerpieces?
- 花生酱 Peanut butter.
太棒了!你帮了大忙 Fabulous! You're gonna be a big help.
我问你一件事你上过烹饪学校，对吗? Let me ask you something. You went to culinary school, oui?
对，先生 Yes. Oui, sir.
我以优异成绩从比佛利烹饪学校毕业 I graduated from the Beverly Hills Culinary Institute with distinction.
真令人刮目相看 Wow. How impressive.
优异的毕业生我能提供经验之谈吗? As a distinct graduate, may I offer my advice from an old chef?
这是我的荣幸，先生 I'd be honored, sir.
没人在乎! Nobody cares!
回去工作不然你就被炒鱿鱼了 Go back to work or your potatoes are fried!
老天，没想到那句 My God, that one, I didn't quite land that one.
又怎么了? Okay, qu'est-ce qu'il y a encore?
主厨，有位客人不满意炖饭 Chef, I'm afraid one of our guests didn't like the risotto.
不满怀食卅美?·思意- 堤是意二垣 What do you mean "didn't like"? This is magnifique!
谁不喜欢美食? I mean, who doesn't like magnifique?
艾蜜莉亚詹姆斯，先生她说炖饭很乏味 Amelia James, sir. She found it to be uninspired.
- 对 - Uninspired? - Yeah.
你要我怎么做? What would you like me to do?
我告诉你要怎么做你把这盘菜 I'll tell you what I'd like you to do. You're going to take this
端给她吃，快去! and give it to her. Go! Allez! Go!
立刻去! Now! Go!
乏味乏味这些美国人真没见识 Uninspired. Uninspired. These Americans!
狄迪耶主厨特制 Compliments of Chef Didier.
本地祖传布鲁戴尔甘蓝菠菜 our locally sourced Heirloom Bloomsdale Savoy spinach,
层层交叠 wrapped and folded in layers of
手工精致的原谷薄饼 handmade artisanal sheets of unbleached grain,
搭配拉古沙西西里力可达乳酪 caressed in waves of Ragusa, Sicilian ricotta,
淋上圣马札诺番茄原汁 and drizzled with the essence of San Marzano tomatoes,
在番茄盛产期摘取 picked at the height of their harvest
今早从维里迪桑诺运送过来 and flown in from the Valle del Sarno this very morning.
换句话说，千层面吗? In other words, lasagna?
请慢用 Bon appetit.
呃 Hmm.
各位先生女士 请热烈欢迎特别嘉宾 Ladies and gentlemen, please give a warm welcome to a very special guest,
她将为我们弹奏一曲 Who will now be regaling us on the piano.
哦！ Oh!
音乐 Music.
如果音乐是狗食爱情就奏下吧 If music be the kibble of love, play on.
- 那是谁说的? - 是我 Who said that? - I just did.
萝莎的成年礼音乐是最重要的元素 乐团徴选 只限今天 Listen. For Rosa's quinceanera, music is the most important thing.
那是心、灵魂、脚掌尾巴、耳朵… It's the heart, the souI, the paws, the tail, the ears...
我懂了 I get it.
所以我请到现今乐坛最优秀的乐团 That's why I've assembled some of the greatest acts in fur today.
狗寸指甲、七彩磨牙还有飞斯特! Canine Inch Nails, Motley Chew, The Fixxed!
准备尽情享受音乐吗? Ready to have your mind blown?
首先请掌声欢迎鲍伯马利与我乐团 First up, put your paws together for Bob Marley and Me!
恰恰 汪汪 Jah-Jah - Woof, woof
- 恰娃娃 - 汪 - Jah-huahua - Woof
大耳小狗 Big ears, little dog
- 恰恰 - 汪 - Jah-Jah - Woof!
恰娃娃 Jah-huahua
很棒吧?他们竟然叫“恰娃娃” Isn't this wonderful? "Jah-huahua," they call it.
大心小掌 Big heart, little paws
那只小狗今天去公园 That little dog-a go-a park today
他需要散步，马上带他去 Him need a walk, take him right away
他要闻味道、撒尿大玩特玩 Him gotta smell, gotta pee and play
吉娃娃狗永远有法子 Chihuahua dog always know the way
- 恰恰 - 汪 - Jah-Jah - Woof
- 恰娃娃 - 汪 - Jah-huahua - Woof
大眼小笑 Big eyes, little smile...
我保证明天你会朗朗上口 You'll be humming this tomorrow, guaranteed.
汪 Woof
- 恰娃娃 - 汪汪 - Jah-huahua - Woof woof
- 大心 - 汪 - Big heart - Woof
善良超有型 Lot of style
把饼干拿给我 Irie mon, pass me a biscuit.
- 他们很赞吧? - 我不认为 - Aren't they wonderful? - I don't think so.
没错，糟透了，下一位! You're right. Terrible. Next!
各位先生女士 Ladies and gentlemen...
帕皮，掌声欢迎黑色安息日! Er... Papi, give it up for Black Labbeth!
我超爱黑皮衣 I love the black leather.
撑住!撑住!撑住! Hold it! Hold it! Hold it!
哎！哎哟，哎哟！ Ow! ouch, ouch!
只是不断重覆三个和弦! It's just the same three chords over and over!
老兄，你来试试用三根脚趾弹增五和弦 Hey, man, you try playing an augmented fifth with three toes.
算了，但你们还是会来我的冬季晚宴吧? Fine, but you guys are still booked for my winter formaI, right?
两场，免费肉干不用棕色巧克力豆，了解 Two sets, free jerky treats, no brown M&M's. I got it.
接下来是猎犬花园! Coming up next is Houndgarden!
猎犬花园 Houndgarden
我听得雾煞煞但他们在西雅图超红 I don't get it, but they're huge in Seattle.
- 真是没礼貌 - 对呀 I mean, it's just completely rude. - Yeah, man.
我们才唱30秒他们就切歌切我们的歌 They cut us off like 30 seconds into the song. Cut us off.
对，好奇怪 Yeah, I mean, that's not right.
美国人听不懂我们的音乐 I don't think they get our music in the colonies.
下一位 Next!
请高举尾巴欢迎黑眼跳蚤! Throw your tails in the air for the Black Eyed Fleas!
他们超优秀我以前身上也有跳蚤 Great guys. They used to rehearse on me.
- 好精采的表演 - 下一位! - Such showmanship. - Next!
卡卡与流氓 Lady Gaga and the Tramp.
拜托 Oh, please.
下一位 Next!
没了，所有乐团你都不满意 There is no next. You've rejected all of them.
但他们都不够好配不上我的萝莎 But none of them were good enough for my Rosita.
我们需要特别的人 we need someone special.
神秘的人 Someone magical.
充满灵魂的人 Someone with soul.
难以忘怀的人 Someone unforgettable.
简言之我们需要奇迹 In short, we need a miracle.
下午好 Buenas tardes.
你是谁 Who are you?
请容我自我介绍 Please, allow me to introduce myself.
我是迪亚哥艾洛尤马托亚马伦哥 I am el senor Diego Arroyo Montoya de Marengo.
这是哈伯托关卡洛斯格提瑞兹迪纽耶兹 This is Humberto Juan Carlos Gutierrez de Nunez.
- 那是菲尔 - 你好吗? - And that's Phil. - what's up?
我们是三剑客 And we are The Three Mariachis.
好，马上开始 Okay, moving right along.
- 你会唱节奏蓝调吗? 会 - Can you cover R&B? - Si.
嘻哈？ 会 - Hip-hop? - Si.
- 死亡金属? 会 - Death metal? - Si.
犹太音乐？ 会会会 - Klezmer? - Si, si, si.
巴洛克时期歌剧 Baroque opera.
韦瓦第或巴哈? Vivaldi or Bach?
给他们机会表演 we'll give 'em a shot.
奇迹出现了 It is a miracle.
我超爱他们! I love these guys!
老天，三剑客让我累瘫了 Man, those mariachis really wiped me out.
你下课怎么回家的? How did you get home from school?
走回家 I walked.
你自己吗?其他小狗呢? By yourself? Where are the other pups?
他们打完马球比赛才回家 They stayed late to finish the polo match.
马球比赛?等等骑小马那种吗? Polo match? wait a minute. with, like, a pony?
- 你要怎么爬上马? - 我爬不上 - How do you even get up there? - I couldn't.
奥斯卡说我太小了 我只好去做美劳 Oscar said I was too small, so I got stuck in arts and crafts.
我有张画要给你 I made you a picture.
这只狗超帅 This right here is a good-looking rabbit.
简直就是毕卡索 Practically a Picasso.
那是山羊，老爸 It's a goat, Dad.
呃... Uh...
嗨，老公，抱歉我迟到了我好想你 Hi, honey. I'm sorry I'm late. I missed you.
其他的孩子们呢? Hey, where are the rest of the pups?
我正要跟你谈谈这件事 I wanna talk to you about that.
我讨厌孩子们在学校学的东西 I don't like what the pups are learning at school.
像什么? Like what?
像马球! 这些不是吉娃娃的价值 Like polo! These are not good Chihuahua values!
更别提那只奥斯卡 And don't even get me started on this Oscar character.
老公，孩子们喜欢奥斯卡他很好心 Honey, the pups love Oscar. He's been nothing but kind.
是吗?我盯上他了 Yeah? well, I got my ears on him.
记住，孩子们如果需要什么就叫我 Remember, mijos, if you need anything, just bark me.
什么小问题都行有老爸在，随时待命 Any time. No problem is too small. Dad is here. Completely available.
萝莎，别忘了再给爸爸 And Rosita, don't forget to make Daddy
画张山羊画喔! another one of your famous goat pictures!
山羊画 Goat picture.
怎样?画得很好 What? It was a nice picture.
搞什么 What the...
嘿!给我站住! Hey! Hold it right there!
帕皮，很高兴看到你，兄弟你来做什么? Papi. Hey! So great to see you, buddy! What are you doing here?
应该是我问你才对吧 The question is, what are you doing here?
你有陪小狗们吗? Are you ever with the pups?
帕皮，别冲动，小狗们很好 Papi, buddy, relax. The pups are great.
奥斯卡!过来!我要介绍个人给你认识 Oscar! Come on over! I wanna introduce you to someone.
过来! Here, boy!
马上来! on my way!
但你刚才要去哪里? But where were you on your way to before?
我猜也猜得到 I got a pretty good guess.
蒙特奇饭店 Hotel Montague
- 有人知道你来吗? Does anyone know you're here?
- 当然没有 of course not.
因为我会惹上麻烦 Because I could get into a lot of trouble.
我跳得 I can't get
不够高! high enough!
买给我 Gotta buy me
那种 one of those
弹簧垫! trampolines!
奥斯卡为什么老是跑来后花园? Why is Oscar always hanging around back here?
如果你能暗示我 If only you had some way to tell me.
你越来越厉害了，老兄 You're getting pretty good at those, man.
这是什么 What's this one?
听起来不像奥斯卡 That doesn't sound like Oscar.
我们有麻烦了 Listen, we've got trouble.
饭店请了一只新狗狗 They've hired a new dog at the hotel,
她带着她的小狗来 and she's here with her pups, and I think...
- 你有听到吗?- 别紧张 - Did you hear that? - Relax.
你做得很好，珍妮 You are doing a great job, Jenny.
珍妮?我就知道她很可疑 Jenny? I knew there was something fishy about her.
没人那么神气 No one's that perky.
也许帕皮嗅出端倪 So, maybe Papi is on to something after all.
对!哪只是帕皮? Yeah! Which one's Papi?
菲尔，你有注意看吗? Phil, are you even paying attention?
没有 Uh... Not really.
帕皮最好有好藉口 Papi better have a real good excuse,
因为迟到没法办派对! because tardy is not gonna plan this party!
各位!我就知道!那只圣伯纳不是好人 Guys, guys! I knew it! That Bernard is no saint!
是珍妮跟奥斯卡在作怪 It's Jenny and Oscar.
我知道他们操纵人心没礼貌、鬼鬼祟祟 I know it might seem like they're just manipulative, rude and sneaky,
但更糟的是 but it gets worse.
他们也勾结串谋 They're also conniving schemers.
他们很可疑总是拿气球热情拥抱 Yeah, they seem real suspect, with their balloons and their hugs...
我偷听到珍妮谈到克洛伊! I overheard Jenny talking about Chloe!
每个人都在谈论克洛伊 Sweetie, everybody's talking about Chloe.
这间饭店的介绍手册印满她的脸 Her face is plastered on every brochure in this hotel.
帕皮，节庆欢乐列车 Papi, the fiesta fun train is
即将离站 about to leave the station.
所以你能搭上列车 So you can either get both paws onboard,
或在萝莎最重要的日子 摧毁她的希望跟梦想 or destroy Rosa's hopes and dreams on the most important day of her life.
由你决定 Totally your call.
好啦，我要搭欢乐列车 All right, I'm on the fun train.
太棒了!现在我们达成共识 Excellent! Now that we're all playing off the same sheet of music,
大家都有带舞鞋吗? did everybody bring their dancing shoes?
呃？ Huh?
好丢脸 Well, this is humiliating.
但至少他没逼我穿闪亮腿套 But at least he didn't make me wear sparkly legwarmers.
那不是腿套，是…老天爷呀，真的是腿套 They're not legwarmers. They're... Ay, Dios mio, they're legwarmers.
什么时候能吃墨西哥莎莎酱? Hey, when do we get to eat the salsa?
我要赶去水疗池克洛伊跟奥斯卡在一起 I gotta get to the spa. Chloe is there with Oscar.
我需要…没事 I need to... I'm good.
一 二 三 看过来 one, two, three, eyes on me.
一 二 三 四 And, uno, dos, tres, cuatro.
最重要的是动作优雅 It's all about the motion in the ocean.
感受节奏、感受韵律 Feel the beat, feel the rhythm.
试着融入音乐! Try to be one with the music!
试着当关? Try to be Juan?
佩卓，给我动作 什么动作都行! Pedro, sweetheart, give me something. Give me anything!
连丧礼都比这有生气 你们快跳啦! I've seen pet cemeteries with more life. Come on, people!
来跳点佛西，跳点崔拉 Let's do a little Fosse, a little Twyla.
还有莎莎酱…洋芋片! And salsa, and salsa, and salsa, and chips!
谢谢 Thank you.
对，我们有瑞典式按摩指压按摩… Yes, we offer Swedish, Shiatsu, acupressure...
对，我们有海藻护理，请稍等 Yes, we do offer seaweed wraps. Hang on one second.
抱歉，你需要预约 Excuse me, I'm sorry, you need an appointment.
我不确定海藻的来源 I'm not sure where the seaweed comes from.
我相信是来自海洋，请你等等 Yes, I believe it comes from the ocean. Can you hang on a sec?
对，我们有泥浴 Yes, we do offer mud baths.
你会弄脏吗? "will you get dirty?"
奥斯卡，别开玩笑! Oh, Oscar, you're kidding!
我的狗在乱叫!真是累人 Whoo! My dogs are barking! That was some workout? Huh?
快被那教练打败了 That instructor always kicks my tail.
你真的很会做瑜珈 You're really good at downward dog.
谢谢 Thanks.
嘿！ Hey!
你的口哨跟亮得刺眼的毛 You might have everyone else fooled with your whistle
也许骗得了别人 但你骗不了我，老兄 and your unusually silky coat, but I'm on to you, buster!
帕皮?你来做什么? Papi? What are you doing here?
老婆，我只是 Mi amor, I was just...
- 监视我吗?- 不是! - Spying on me? - No!
我只是躲在烂泥里听你们说话 I was just hiding in the mud, listening to you talk.
帕皮，我跟克洛伊只想好好享受按摩 Look, Papi, Chloe and I were just trying to enjoy a nice detox, ya know?
交换美容心得，净化心灵 Exchanging juicing tips and clearing our chakras,
但我不打扰你们夫妻谈事情 but I'll give you two some space to talk things out.
坚持一会儿，朋友 Hasta luego, amigo.
什么?他在说西班牙语吗? What? You don't think he speaks Spanish?
我们今晚再谈 we'll discuss this tonight.
但老婆 But, mi amor...
好，我走就是了 Right. I was just leaving.
可怜的帕皮，皮绷紧点 Poor Papi. Trouble in paradise.
我瞎了!眼前都是绿色! I can't see anything! Everything's green!
菲尔!冷静点你眼睛上有小黄瓜 Phil! Calm down. You have cucumbers on your eyes.
对 Oh! Yeah.
她偷溜进来! She snuck in!
- 我不会说出去 - 不是我的错! - I'm not gonna tell anyone. - It wasn't my fault!
老爸来了! Shh! Dad's coming!
孩子们，我好想你们 Hijos, I've missed you so much.
老爸!我们的朋友在那里! Dad! our friends are right there!
很抱歉老爸不渝的关爱要扫你们的兴了 Oh! I am so sorry to ruin your day with a father's undying love.
你的妹妹呢? Hey, where's your sister?
不是我们的错! It wasn't our fault!
- 艾莉想先去! - 她偷溜进来! - Ali tried to get it first! - She snuck in!
- 我们爱莫能助!- 太迟了! - we couldn't do anything! - It was too late!
我离太远了，老爸! I was too far away to do anything, Dad!
等等!轮流说 Hold it! Hold it! one at a time.
吉娃娃!萝莎，怎么回事? Ay, Chihuahua! Rosita, what happened?
我溜进飞盘足球 I snuck into Frisbee football.
- 谁在顾你?- 没人 - Who was watching you? - Nobody.
所以我才溜得进去 That's how I snuck in.
等等，女儿!老爸太老了追不上你 wait up, hija! Your father is getting too old to chase after you.
那就别追来! Then stop chasing!
萝莎，快回来 Come on, Rosita. Come back.
你不想看老爸学的舞步吗? Don't you want to see the moves your father learned
为你的成年礼 for your quinceanera?
别提成年礼了! Never mind the quince!
珍妮还是会逼我下水前 Jenny still won't even let me in the water
穿那种丢脸的泳衣! without wearing those humiliating swimmies!
我永远学不会游泳! I'll never learn to swim!
- 那就别穿丢脸的泳衣 - 什么? - So, don't wear humiliating swimmies. - What?
我没说别穿泳衣 I'm not saying, don't wear swimmies,
而是别让泳衣让你丢脸 I'm saying, don't let them humiliate you.
什么意思? What do you mean?
在大狗的世界里，萝莎你老爸很小只 In a world of big dogs, Rosita, your Papi is pretty small.
但与其被体型拖累我学习善加利用 But instead of letting my size be a disadvantage, I learn to use it.
我让大狗希望他们是小狗 I made the big dogs wish they were small.
你是萝莎科特斯要以你的特别为傲 You are Rosa Cortez. Take pride in what makes you different.
试试看这样 Try this.
那才是我的小女儿 That's my little girl.
你刚说什么? What did you say to me?
别装蒜了，我说我不干了! You heard what I said. I said I quit!
不干?没人能不干!我 Quit? Quit, quit? Nobody quits! Nobody quits! l. ..
我开除他!我开除你对，你完蛋了! I fired him! I fired you! Yeah, your egg is poached!
你的职务代理人是 And you have been replaced by, uh...
你！清洁女工 You! Cleaning lady! Ici.
我是副主厨，先生 I'm actually the sous-chef, sir.
不再是了，你是行政甜点厨师立刻生效 Not anymore. You are executive pastry chef, effective immediately.
快干活！ Allez, hop!
- 真的吗? - 真的 - Are you serious? - Oui, I am serious. I am.
太棒了!谢谢，主厨! 你不会后悔的! That's amazing! Thank you, chef! You are not gonna regret this!
你在碰我吗? 她在碰我吗? Are you touching me? Is she touching me?
没有! No! No.
好，你会做舒芙蕾吗? Okay, Okay. Can you do souffle?
- 我会做吗? - 对 - Can I do a souffle? - Yes.
鸟会唱歌，狗会汪汪叫吗 Do birds sing and do dogs bark?
在这间饭店不会 Not generally at this hotel.
但开始练习，别让我丢脸 But, start practicing and make it good.
周五有花园节詹姆斯女士要品尝完美的舒芙蕾 we have a gala on Friday and Ms. James likes her souffle perfect.
- 懂吗？ - 我懂! - Capiche? - Capiche!
很好!饭店评论就看你了乖女孩 Good! Good. our review depends on it. Good girl.
宾客名单?有了，开胃菜?有了 更美好的狗儿与花园 Okay. Invites? Check. Appetizers? Yes.
水晶碗?太棒了 Crystal drinking bowls? Fabulous.
塞巴斯汀!你的 Sebastian! Listen. Is your...
帕皮，你终於来了我们要决定这些桌巾 Papi. There you are. we have got to make a final decision on these linens.
你没收到我的留言吗?我在你门口尿了六次 Didn't you get my message? I peed outside your door like six times.
我没空管那种事 I can't worry about that right now.
告诉我，你的理毛师还在警察局隔壁吗? Just tell me, is your groomer still next to the police station?
因为我需要你带口信给靠得住的朋友 Because I need you to give a message to a trusted friend.
好，帕皮，我会照办 Sure, Papi, sure. Whatever you need.
谢了，塞巴斯汀我得赶去监视珍妮 Thanks, Sebastian. Now I gotta go keep an eye on that Jenny.
对喔，因为她神气过了头 Oh, right. Because she's so dangerously perky.
嘿，老兄 Hey, vatos.
他们什么时候会相信帕皮? When will they believe Papi?
会为时已晚吗? will it be too late?
我相信他 I believe him.
菲尔，你不懂我们在说什么吧? Phil, you don't know what we're talking about, do you?
对 Nope.
嗨 嗨 - Hi! - Hi!
先生？ 什么事？ - Sir? - Yes?
你需要看看 You need to see this.
什么?为什么全部取消? 为什么挑现在? What? Why all these cancellations? Why now?
哇 Whoa.
好了 Okay.
不妙 Not good.
呃... Uh...
哈里斯先生!嘿! Mr. Hollis! Hey!
你来做什么? 这只狗怎么会在这里? What are you doing in here? And what is this dog doing in here?
我听到撞击声 然后就发现 I heard a crash, and after I heard the crash I found this...
这只罪犯 This culprit.
他脸上的表情很内疚吧? He has a very guilty expression on his face, doesn't he?
那是我的手帕吗? Is that my handkerchief?
你知道这是爱马仕吗? Do you know this is Hermes?
他不懂欣赏高级货，先生 I just don't think he appreciates fine linen, sir.
帕皮 You know, Papi,
没被老板骂就够辛苦了 it's been hard enough here without getting yelled at by my boss.
我不需要这样 I really didn't need this.
嗯 Hmm.
好，让我看看 Okay, let's see what I got.
爱情会让你做出疯狂事请原谅我 "Love will make you do crazy things. Please forgive me.
晚上五点爱情桥上见 "5 p. m. on the bridge of love. "
很好 Good!
太好了，佩卓 Perfect. Now Pedro.
你做得到的! You can do it!
别这样，兄弟，你得放手一搏 Come on, bro. You gotta take a chance.
你知道吗?帕皮，你说得对 You know what, Papi? You're right.
我需要给夏绿蒂机会拒绝我 I need to give Charlotte the chance to reject me for who I am.
演奏吧! Hit it, boys!
从没有斗牛梗对我唱过情歌 well, I have never been serenaded by a pit bull before.
还打领带 In a bow tie.
好听吗? Is that good?
她还没跑掉 Well, she's still here.
哦 Oh.
我的神 Dios mio.
- 莱斯特! - 什么?怎样? Lester! - What? what?
你觉得如何? What do you think?
哦！ Oh!
完成 It's finished!
太壮观了，好美! It's sublime. It's beautiful!
山姆，我们做到了! Sam, we did it!
我们成功了! we did it!
好了 Okay, all right, all right.
你介意离开前把网子拆掉吗? Hey, do you mind taking down that netting before you head off?
还有顺便把水管包起来? And wrapping up the hoses?
交给我，山姆 You got it, Sam.
晚安，莱斯特 Night, Lester.
- 好 - Good night, Sam. - Yeah.
好，萝莎，就是现在你是小泳池女王 Okay, Rosa. This is it. You've mastered the little pool.
你做得到的! You can do this!
这像是小狗泳池吗? Does this look like a puppy pool to you?
因为在我看来不像 Because it doesn't look like a puppy pool to me.
你有看到别的小狗吗?看!没半只小狗 Do you see any other puppies? Oh, look! No puppies.
宝贝，去看贵宾牌 Honey, check the VIP tag.
况且你这么小只也想游这么大的泳池吗? Besides, aren't you a little small for such a big pool?
我人小志气高，小姐 I'm big where it counts, ma'am.
好可爱，宝贝但这不是你来的地方 That is really cute, honey, but you don't belong here.
快走吧 So go on. Scram. Shoo.
你真是美人胚子 Oh. well, aren't you a beauty?
一点都不像年过七岁的狗 You don't look a day over seven, if I must say.
糟了，我的牌子!但我 Oh! No, my tag! But l. ..
该死!真不敢相信 Doggone it! I can't believe this.
一切都很完美 Ah. Everything is perfect.
她怎么舍得不原谅我 对吗?艾尼 How could she not forgive me, right, Arnie?
我会原谅自己 I mean, I'd forgive me.
奥斯卡，奥斯卡? Hey, Oscar. Oscar?
老兄，你要去哪里? Hey, man, where you going?
别紧张，小兄弟你不应该这么担心我 Relax, little dude. You shouldn't worry so much about me.
你应该担心你跟你的家人 You should be worrying about you and your family.
那是什么意思? What's that supposed to mean?
嘿!别走!佩卓? Hey! Hey, come back here! Pedro?
拿去，帕皮我咬来你野餐的中央摆饰 Here, Papi. I brought you a centerpiece for your picnic.
芦荟? Aloe?
哈罗，我咬来你野餐的中央摆饰 Hello. I brought you a centerpiece for your picnic.
嘿!有新的吗? Hey! Got a new one?
佩卓，过来看他有好多收藏品 Pedro, check it out. He's got like a whole collection here.
那是口哨吗? What is that, a whistle?
等等!珍妮? Wait a second. Wait a second! Jenny?
大门 The gate.
奥斯卡! Oscar!
艾尼，你是天才! Arnie, you're a genius!
- 你要去哪? - 大门! - Where are you going? - The gate!
那只圣伯纳心怀不轨 我就知道! That Saint Bernard is up to something, I knew it!
我马上回来! I'll be right back!
我不会让你匹马单枪去 No way I'm letting you go in there without backup.
我们先试吃看看 we'll just have a taste.
帕皮不会发现的 Papi won't even notice.
拿到了，蒙特奇先生这就是明天的宾客名单 This is it, Mr. Montague. Tomorrow's guest list.
权贵名流跟参议员所有出席花园节的贵宾 Celebrities, senators, dignitaries. All the VIP guests for the garden gala.
我得走了 - So I gotta go. - Ah, ah, ah.
别猴急 Hasty now, aren't we?
你还需要什么? What else do you need?
我需要保护我价值数百万元的企业 What I need is to protect my multi-million dollar venture.
就是说要让朗汉的小花园节 And that means making sure that the Langham's little gala
来点小插曲 hits a few bumps in the road.
你有听到吗?珍妮要毁了花园节 Are you hearing this? Jenny is out to ruin the gala!
毕竟你没疯，帕皮 I guess you're not crazy after all, Papi.
多谢了，兄弟 Thanks a lot, bro.
吉娃娃!老婆!你真是诗情画意 Ay, Chihuahua! Mi amor! You are poetry on paws.
我好期待我们的浪漫晚餐 I was so looking forward to our romantic dinner.
为什么三剑客在吃啊? Why are there three mariachis eating it?
克洛伊，我能解释， Chloe, I can explain.
等等 Wait.
你有听到吗? Did you hear that?
有人有麻烦了! Someone's in trouble!
救命!来人啊!谁来救救我我不会游泳 Help! Somebody! Somebody help me. I can't swim.
救命!谁来救救我! Help! Anybody! Somebody, help!
深水区! The deep end!
救救我!谁来 Help me! Somebody...
我不会游泳! I can't swim!
兄弟!快走吧! Come on, man! Let's roll!
- 好像是夏绿蒂的声音! - 好像是萝莎! - That sounds like Charlotte! - That sounds like Rosa!
我被逮住了! 有人抓到我!有蛇啊! I'm caught! Something's got me! It's a snake!
是水管!谁听过花园里有蛇? It's a hose! Who ever heard of a snake in the garden?
所以才叫花园蛇! That's why they call 'em garden snakes!
那是蛇住的地方! This is where they live!
帕皮!跑慢点! Papi! No, no, slow down!
- 有只大丑怪在追我! Something big and ugly is chasing me!
- 那是我! That's me!
我想让你跑慢点! I'm trying to get you to slow down!
- 佩卓，你为什么在追我? - 帕皮，前面… - Pedro, why are you chasing me? - Papi, you've got to... Oh!
帕皮，前面有树! Papi, there goes a tree!
屋漏偏逢连夜雨! of all the nights for it to rain!
那不是雨!你弄坏所有的洒水器! That's not rain! You're breaking all the sprinklers!
谁把树种在这里? Who planted all these trees here?
这是花园! 花园就是种树的地方 It's a garden! That's where they plant trees!
佩卓，你的危机处理真差 Pedro, you don't do well in crisis.
好，雕像倒掉了! Okay, there goes a statue!
我讨厌雕像 I never liked that statue.
佩卓!我被困住了! Pedro! It got me! I'm stuck!
佩卓，快救我出去! Pedro, get me loose! Get me loose!
- 耶，知道了 - 我们走!我来了，萝莎! - Yeah, I got it. - Let's go! I'm coming, Rosita!
好险，不然下场肯定难看 Close call. That could have gotten ugly.
救命!拜托救我 Help! Please, please.
救命!谁来救救我! Help! Somebody help!
拜托 Please. Please.
我快沉下去了 I'm sinking.
拿去!抓住! Here! Grab this!
我不会游泳! I can't swim!
萝莎，你没事吧? Rosita, are you Okay?
- 我没事，老爸- 你在发抖 - I'm fine, Dad. - You're shivering.
谢谢，你真好 Thank you. You're very kind.
你给我解释清楚，小姐 You have a lot of explaining to do, young lady.
晚上没穿泳衣来泳池! At the pool, at night, without swimmies!
是你叫我来游的 You're the one who told me to get my paws wet.
谁叫你来深水区连我都不敢下去 Not in the deep end. I don't go in the deep end.
我没得选择，老爸你要相信我 I didn't have a choice, Dad. You have to believe me.
告诉他，告诉他来龙去脉 Tell him. Tell him what happened.
我的牌子掉到水池我伸手去拿… I lost my tag, and I was just reaching for it and...
夏绿蒂! Charlotte!
我告诉你，哈里斯先生太恐怖了 I'm telling you, Mr. Hollis, it was terrifying.
我从厨房就听到惨叫了 I could hear them all the way from the kitchen.
- 夏绿蒂! - 你到厨房做啥? - Charlotte! - What were you doing in the kitchen?
哦！嗯... Oh! Um...
宵夜 - 感谢老天 Late-night snack. - Oh! Thank goodness.
夏绿蒂，过来，夏绿蒂 Oh! Charlotte. Come on, Charlotte.
宝贝!亲爱的! Baby! Honey!
我们会好好照顾你 we're gonna take good care of you.
我压根都想不到 I never in a million years could have fathomed it.
我八度得奖的爱狗竟然在朗汉被野狗搭讪? My eight-time award-winning dog accosted by mutts at the Langham?
詹姆斯女士，抱歉 Ms. James, please.
我们会在水疗区替夏绿蒂理毛到尽善尽美 We'll have Charlotte groomed to perfection at the spa.
她根本不会记得这件事 She won't even remember this happened.
她也许是，但我会永远记住 She might not, but I certainly will.
我保证这些狗 I assure you, those animals
会依规矩处理 Will be dealt with accordingly.
他是什么意思? What do you think he means?
萝莎，回去房间这件事交给我 Rosa, go to your room. I will take care of this.
- 这样不公平 - 马上去 - This isn't fair. - Now.
怎样 What?
老大，这里出状况了我们需要你… Boss, we got a bad situation here. We need to get you...
我有位重要贵宾，目前走不开 I'm with a very important guest at the moment.
先生，新花园毁了 Sir, the new gardens have been destroyed,
两个厨房冰箱都坏了我们需要你 and both kitchen freezers have broken. We need you.
来，夏绿蒂，我们要打包行李 Come on, Charlotte. we are going to pack
明早换去住蒙特奇饭店 and we're gonna go move into the Montague in the morning.
詹姆斯女士，请留步 Ms. James, please wait.
各位，我没机会解释清楚 Gentlemen, I didn't quite get a chance to explain.
她喜欢我 I think she likes me.
呃... Uh...
你为什么拿叉子在舒芙蕾上戳洞? Why did you punch holes in the souffle with a fork?
你上什么烹饪学校? What culinary school did you go to?
给我学校名字我要他们关门大吉 Give me the name, and I will have them shut down!
- 出事了，主厨- 我们有共识了 - Something is wrong, chef. - Yes, and we agree, then.
不是，我从烤箱拿出来时很完美… No, they were perfect when I pulled them out of the oven...
这些舒芙蕾让世界各地的舒芙蕾蒙羞 These souffles are an insult to souffles everywhere!
这是最难吃的 I mean, no, this is the worst.
你给我听好，你的舒芙蕾毁了 You, my girl, your souffle has been punctured.
快把帽子给我 Give me your hat. Allez.
马上 Now.
再见，小姐 Adieu, mademoiselle.
你知道你来这里的原因吧 I presume you know why you're here.
对，你看过花园了，先生 Yeah. I take it you've seen the gardens, sir.
没错 I'm afraid I have.
怎样?是多汁植物吗?我能撤走 What? Is it the succulents? 'Cause I can take those out.
山姆，花园毁了 Sam, they've been destroyed
花圃满地都是狗脚印 and covered from bush to bush with paw prints.
什么? What?
你让我别无选择，山姆 I'm afraid you've left me no choice, Sam.
你被开除了 You're fired.
这是说我再也看不到花生酱橱柜吗? Does this mean I won't get to see the peanut butter closet?
但我的槌球才刚有进步! But I was just getting good at KONG ball croquet!
没有凯若我不会离开饭店 I am not leaving this hotel without Carol.
我的脚掌没这么美过 My paws have never looked better.
这不公平，我们什么都没做 This isn't fair. we didn't do anything.
别批评别人 Hey, no paw-pointing.
萝莎宝贝，到底怎么回事? Rosa. Honey, what happened out there?
不重要了 It doesn't matter.
反正没有人会相信我 It's not like anyone would believe me, anyway.
不管有没有成年礼我永远会是小矮子 Quince or no quince, I'll always just be the runt of the litter.
老婆 Mi amor.
关於我们的约会 About our date.
被...你知道的... Getting, you know...
哈罗？ - Hello?
打断了 Interrupted.
哈罗 Hello?
克洛伊温思罗普艾希? Chloe Winthrop Ashe?
科特斯，我们认识吗? Cortez, actually. Have we met?
抱歉，我走错房间了 I'm sorry. I think I came to the wrong room, anyway.
我在找有淘气小狗的那家人 I'm just looking for that family with the mischievous little pups.
你有看到吗? Have you seen them?
请进来 Come on in.
狗儿摇摇，挂在树梢 Rock-a-bye puppy in the treetop
风儿吹来 When the wind blows
你说这些是你的 You mean those are your...
我的五只很珍贵的小狗 My five VIPs, very important puppies.
他们睡着后就到餐厅找我 Listen, soon as they fall asleep, come meet me at the restaurant.
但餐厅关了 But it's closed.
贵宾有特权 Being a VIP has its privileges.
顺便把大只的带来，好可爱 And, hey, bring the big one, too. Kind of cute.
他还是别唱歌好了 Although he might want to stick to his day job.
那就是萝莎救我的经过 And that's how Rosa saved my life.
喔 wow.
我们的萝莎是英雄，我好骄傲 our Rosa, a hero. I am so proud.
我们的萝莎是英雄，我好骄傲 To Rosa! To Rosa!
- 那女孩毫无畏惧- 我竟然不晓得 - That girl's got no fear. - And I got no clue.
真不敢相信我怀疑她 I can't believe I doubted her.
我真是猪头、老古板 I was so pigheaded and close-minded and...
如果你不认同请打断我 Feel free to stop me when you disagree.
你慢慢说服我了，继续说 You're starting to win me over. Go on.
老婆，我只想相信萝莎 Corazon, I just wanted to believe that Rosa...
你们仍需要我 That you all still needed me.
帕皮，我们永远需要你 Papi, we always will.
这是永远不会改变的 That's one thing that will never change.
你真会让老狗老泪纵横! You're gonna make a grown dog cry!
好甜蜜，宝贝 well, sweet as that is, honey,
明早艾蜜莉亚就要带我们到蒙特奇饭店 Amelia's taking us over to the Montague first thing in the morning.
那事不宜迟 Then let's get to work.
我们要把花园整理好 we gotta fix those gardens,
因为我们要在那里举办最盛大的成年礼派对 because that's where we're going to throw the greatest quinceanera ever!
但帕皮，怎么做?我们明早就要被赶走了 But, Papi, how? we're supposed to be out by tomorrow morning.
就说这只老狗宝刀未老 Let's just say this old dog knows a few new tricks.
那我们最好补充体力 well, then, we'd better fuel up.
嘿!嘿 Whoa! Hey! Hey.
警犬 Police
警犬，一切没问题吧? Officer, everything under control?
别那样吓我 Don't scare me like that.
达加洛，谢谢你紧急赶过来 Delgado, thanks for coming on such short notice.
我收到你的留言悉听尊便，帕皮 I got your message. Anything you need, Papi.
塞巴斯汀，你来了! Sebastian, you came!
我的眼袋已经够深了 As if I didn't have to battle huge bags under my eyes already.
好了，各位，我们各个击破! All right, everybody. Let's divide and conquer!
真有花生酱橱柜! It does exist!
嘿，众人都说你成了精 Hey, show your attitude Make it understood
你说的话大家愿意听 You're the one who's changing everybody's point of view
帮我办好嘉年华 Give it all you've got Viva el carnaval
又能欢乐又扬名 This will be a moment you will cherish all your life
你走得太远啦 You've come so far
记得你是谁吗 That's who you are
朋友们聚在一起 With all my friends together
我们通宵快乐行 We'll, we'll take this night
大家一起来欢庆 All by surprise Celebrating
嘉年华，舞会 成人礼，家庭 Fiesta, party Quinceanera, family
我们如同一个人 All together We can be as one
和我一起来欢庆 Come celebrate with me
我来，我看，我装饰 I came, I saw, I decorated.
他们竟然成功了 They actually pulled it off.
小子，我们有表演了 Boys, looks like we got ourselves a gig.
这场派对会很赞!希望有音乐 This party's gonna be great! I hope there's music.
菲尔 Oy. Phil. Phil, Phil, Phil.
怎样 Yeah?
- 佩卓，就位了吗? - 就位 - Pedro, are you in position? - Affirmative.
你确定要这样做吗?帕皮 Are you sure you wanna go through with this, Papi?
他们要赶我们走吗? What they gonna do, kick us out?
嘘 他们来了 - Shh. They're coming.
别叫，奥斯卡，那里没有人 Keep it quiet, Oscar. There's no one there.
就是现在! Now!
花生酱? Peanut butter?
你只能找到花生酱吗? Hah! Is that the best you can do?
佩卓？花生酱！ - Pedro? - Peanut butter!
过来吃花生酱! Get your peanut butter!
新鲜搅拌的花生酱就在南花园! Freshly churned peanut butter over in the south garden!
- 花生酱? - 应该是那! Peanut butter? - I think it's that way!
- 是免费的吗? Is it free?
- 最好是，房间这么贵! It better be for what my room cost!
谁来救救我! Somebody, help me!
走开!我有得罪你们吗? Get off! Get off! What did I ever do to you?
我是好教练!我是最棒的! I was such a good trainer! I was the best trainer!
美容快迟到了 I'm late for a grooming.
到底搞什么…走开! What on Earth is going on... Get out of here!
20分钟后花园节就要开始了 The garden gala starts in 20 minutes.
谢谢，哈里斯先生你救了我的命 Thank you, Mr. Hollis. You saved my life.
你是好人 You're a kind man.
有人告诉我了 So I've been told.
这是什么 Now, what's this?
我们的机密贵宾资料 All our classified guest information.
珍妮，你要把资料拿去哪? Jenny, where were you taking this?
没去哪!我发誓，只是 Nowhere! I swear. It was just...
这都要怪吉娃娃! It was the Chihuahua!
怎么了? What is going on?
佩卓? Pedro?
蒙特奇? Montague?
珍妮!珍妮!告诉他们 Jenny! Jenny! Tell them.
我只是喜欢来后花园闻玫瑰香 Tell them how I just like to come back here and sniff the roses.
所以这就是他们抢我们客人的方法 So this is how they manage to poach our clientele!
我早该知道你图谋不轨 I should've known you were up to something.
没人那么神气 No one's that perky.
哈罗?这句话是我说的 Hello? That's what I've been saying all along.
我错怪你了，帕皮 I've misjudged you, Papi.
你是好人 You're a good man.
谢谢 Thank you.
谢了，你也有得意的时刻 Thanks. Yeah, you got your moments.
帕皮，你始终都是对的 我欠你一个道歉 Papi, you were right all along. I owe you an apology.
亲我就一笔勾销 I'll settle for a kiss.
请你放我下来 will you please let me down? Mmm-mmm.
嘘！ Psst... Psst.
萝莎! Rosita!
怎么了?那是什么? What's going on? What's that?
你妈妈为你挑的成年礼小礼物 A little something your mother picked up for your quinceanera.
成年礼？ Quinceanera?
但我们要搬走了我们怎么会… But we're moving out. How are we going to...
家务事小是会只二垣 It's just gonna be a small family affair.
袋里也有给你哥哥姊姊的礼物 There's a little something in the bag for your brothers and sisters, too.
如果小帕欺负你 Oh. And if Papi, Jr. gives you any trouble about it,
就给他看这张照片 show him this.
没关系，我能理解 No, it's Okay. I completely understand.
我爱你，再见 I love you. Bye.
薇薇阿姨把民宿租出去了 well, Aunt Viv rented the guest house.
但往好的方面想 But I guess, on the bright side,
露宿街头比比佛利更糟 there are worse streets to sleep on than Beverly Hills.
对不起，瑞秋我想开始我们自己的生活 I'm sorry, Rache. I wanted to start a life of our own.
- 山姆- 这全都怪我 - Sam. - It's my fault.
是我逼你这样做的 I was the one that pushed for the move.
山姆，过来看 Sam, you gotta see this.
就像从天而降的天使 It's like an angeI fell from heaven,
有毛的天使 and grew fur.
各位请就坐! Places, everybody!
成年礼女主角跟男伴到场了 The quince and her honor court are coming.
大家会笑我 Everyone's going to make fun of me.
好帅喔 I think it looks very chic.
对，如果是1972年！ Yeah, if it were 1972!
别担心 Don't worry.
老爸说只有家人会来 Dad said it's just going to be a family thing.
介绍女主角萝莎科特斯跟她的男伴出场! Presenting our quince, Rosa Cortez and her honor court!
好酷喔! Cool!
漂亮吗？ Isn't she pretty?
- 好可爱 她好漂亮 Aren't they adorable? - So cute.
- 我喜欢那套礼服 I love the dress.
- 天哪，萝莎亭亭玉立了 Oh, my God. Rosa's all grown up now.
看看小帕西装笔挺 Oh! Look at Papi, Jr. in his suit.
需要面纸吗?兄弟 Need a tissue, bro?
只是有虫子飞进眼睛 Just a bug in my eye, that's all.
挪过去点 Move over.
萝莎， 在典礼进行前 Rosa, before we go any further,
我还有个小惊喜 I got one more little surprise.
朋友们！ Amigos!
我跟几只小狗说你救了夏绿蒂的过程 I may have mentioned to a few pups how you saved Charlotte.
大家为什么穿泳衣? Why is everyone wearing swimmies?
问题是你为什么没穿? The question is, why aren't you?
真不敢相信这都是为了我 I can't believe all of this is for me.
萝莎，你是我认识的狗中最勇敢的小狗 Rosa, you're not only the bravest dog I know,
也是学校中最酷的小狗 you are also the coolest pup in school.
去吧，宝贝，尽情玩水吧 So, go on, sweetheart. Soak it up.
各位先生女士，现在要敬酒了 Ladies and gentlemen, time for the brindis,
传统的成年礼敬酒 the traditional toast of the quinceanera...
对不起 I'm sorry...
要由女主角的父亲致辞欢迎帕皮科特斯先生 Given by the father of the quince, senor Papi Cortez.
亲朋好友们 Friends, family,
今天我们齐聚庆祝萝莎的成年礼 today we celebrate the quinceanera of Rosa,
她是我最骄傲的女儿 Who I am so proud to call my daughter.
萝莎在面对逆境时展现坚毅意志 Rosa has shown determination in the face of adversity
面对危险时展现过人勇气 and heroism in the face of danger.
她面对人生不如意时能化悲愤为力量 She was given peanuts, and she made peanut butter.
最重要的是 And most importantly,
她不听别人说她不能做的事 she stopped listening to everyone who told her what she couldn't do
而是倾听内心的声音努力发现世界 and started listening inside to discover all that she could.
她甚至教了她老爸什么时候该坚持 She even taught her old dad there's a time to hang on
什么时候该放手 and a time to let go.
她不需要这场派对宣告成年 And she didn't need this party to become a true quinceanera.
她已经独立了 She already was.
敬萝莎！敬萝莎！ To Rosa! - To Rosa!
敬萝莎! To Rosa!
这不是男孩成年礼 This isn't the Goldberg bar mitzvah.
这是我参加过最酷的派对 This is like the coolest party I have ever been to.
老爸，我们要独立会太晚吗? Dad, is it too late for us to become quinces, too?
小帕，永远不嫌晚 Oh, Pep, it is never too late.
老天，好美喔 Oh, my God. It's beautiful.
但怎么可能? But how?
山姆，我们从没跳过探戈 Sam, we never got to tango, did we?
什么? What?
我…没错，对不起，瑞秋 I. .. No, I guess we didn't. I'm sorry, Rache.
别道歉，来跳舞吧! Don't be. Let's dance!
我早叫你别点早餐! I told you not to order the huevos rancheros!
表演快迟到了! we're late for the gig!
对不起，对不起 Excusez-moi, excusez-moi.
你踩到我的脚了，老兄 那是我的脚趾，我的脚趾 You are on my foot, buddy. That was my toe. My toe!
小姐，小姐，呃... Mademoiselle, mademoiselle, uh...
随便，行政洗碗厨师 Whatever. Executive dishwasher chef.
瑞秋 Rachel.
真是盛况空前 It's a mob scene. It's a mob scene.
这是朗汉开业以来最盛大的花园节，我需要你 This is the biggest gala in the Langham's history, and I need your...
我需要你 I need your...
我需要你帮忙!拜托! I need your help! Please!
我需要那顶帽子 I'm gonna need that hat.
我的主厨帽吗? My toque?
不行 No, no.
好吧，主厨帽给你戴! Okay, Okay, you can have my toque!
- 还有我的工作?- 对! And my job? - Yes!
我们走!快走!瑞秋，我们走吧 Let's go! Come on! Let's go! Rachel, on y va, allez.
狄迪耶主厨来了! Chef Didier coming through!
瑞秋主厨来了! Chef Rachel coming through!
不对，是副主厨，瑞秋副主厨 No, no, sous-chef. Sous-chef Rachel.
我有帽子，主厨 I've got the hat. Chef.
我的帽子比你的大 Mine is bigger than yours.
我的夏绿蒂不会搞失踪 It's not like Charlotte to disappear.
詹姆斯女士，放心我刚看到她在后花园 Ms. James, don't worry. I just saw her back here.
奖励铁定很大吧? Must've been a pretty big reward, huh?
奖励?为了什么? Reward? For what?
小吉娃娃救你爱狗的那只吉娃娃 The little Chihuahua. The one that saved your dog.
你说什么? Excuse me?
在水池，你不知道吗? out in the pool. Didn't you hear?
把我的行李搬回阁楼 Take my bags back up to the penthouse.
但我不在时谁会照顾狗狗? But who will take care of the dogs when I'm gone?
辛姆斯警官?受苦的会是那些狗狗 officer Sims? They're the ones who will suffer.
惩罚无辜的小狗们是你要的吗? Is that what you want, to punish innocent little doggies?
我没见过那女人 I've never seen that woman before in my life.
去跟法官说吧 Tell it to the judge.
好吧 Okay.
小心尾巴 watch your tail!
我不能坐牢!我没被关过! I can't go to jail! I've never even been crated!
我有幽闭恐惧症! I can't take enclosed spaces!
别这样!救救我，我是无辜的! Come on! Throw me a bone here. I'm innocent!
少来，兄弟!如果罪证不足，就该无罪释放 Come on, man! If the collar don't fit, you must acquit.
你要不在场证明吗?我能给你 You want an alibi? I can give you an alibi.
你要多少我都有我不能吃监狱餐，老兄 I got as many as you want. I can't eat prison food, man!
我在吃无麸质犹太餐! I got a gluten-free kosher diet!
科特斯先生我不知道你怎么办到的 Mr. Cortez. well, I don't know how you did it,
但这些花园真是精致 but these gardens are nothing short of exquisite.
希望你接受我的道歉 I hope you'll accept my apologies,
加上饭店永久合约 along with a permanent contract with the hotel.
你 Are you...
抱吧，仅此一次以后不准再碰到我 Sure, go ahead. Just the once. All right. Don't touch me anymore.
- 这就好 - 好 - That's fine. - Okay.
这首歌要献给萝莎 This one is for Rosa.
非常感谢各位今参与盛会 Thank you all so much for coming to our fiesta today,
特别感谢从比佛利大老远赶来的人 especially those of you who schlepped all the way from the 90210.
我答应自己不会哭 I promised myself I wasn't gonna cry.
我女儿萝莎的成年礼到此结束 That wraps up the quinceanera of mi hija Rosa.
老爸，你忘了喔? Dad, aren't you forgetting something?
忘了什么? Forgetting something?
萝莎，我请了乐团 上了萨尔萨舞课 Rosita, I got the band. I took salsa lessons.
我们装饰了花园 我怎么可能忘了什么? we decorated the garden. What did I possibly forget?
这个 This.
好甜蜜 That's sweet.
真甜 That is sweet.
我想快点生些小狗 I think I'd like to have some puppies soon.
唔？ Hmm?
你还忘了一件事 That's not all you forgot.
山姆拿回工作了我们能留下来 Now that Sam got his job back and we can stay,
奥斯卡也离开了学校需要新老师 and now that Oscar's gone, they need a new teacher at school.
你没问他们选了谁替补他 You didn't ask who's been chosen to replace him.
你是说 You mean...
恭喜，教授 Congratulations, profesor.
- 太棒了! - 我要坐前排! Awesome! - I'm sitting in front!
现在能玩水了! Now we can get our paws wet!
我要学骚莎舞 I want to learn to salsa and chips.
你会是最棒的老师! You're gonna be the best teacher ever!
- 帕皮喜欢- 再见，马球 Papi likes. - Goodbye, polo, hello, pollo.
我们能学尿尿邮件了! Now we can master pee-mail!
所以科特斯家族从此过着幸福快乐的日子 And so the Cortez family lived happily ever after.
至少佩卓获得贵宾牌子 At least until Pedro got a VIP tag
把自己关在花生酱橱柜里 and locked himself in the peanut butter closet.
但那是另外一回事 But that's another story.
你今天挺身而出，帕皮 You really stepped up to the bowl today, Papi.
塞巴斯汀!别让他们打包鸡尾酒机器! Sebastian! Don't let 'em pack up that margarita machine!
帕皮，你是好爸爸好朋友，也是好狗狗 Papi, you're a good dad, a good friend, and a good dog.
美国人不懂欣赏古典狗乐团 They don't appreciate classic dog band music here. You know.
我也这样想 That's what I'm saying.
我是说尿尿52， 短毛手枪 Like, I'm talking about Pee-52s, The Rex Pistols.
快速马车乐团 REo tail-waggin'.
对，好乐团 Yeah, yeah, good band, good band.
新狗味 对 - New odor. - Yeah.
- 对吗?伊奇帕普 - 对 - Right? Iggy Pup. - Right.
他在舞台上有点暴力 He's a little violent on stage.
狗毛到处飞，但那就是魅力 The fur flew, but that was, you know, part of the magic.
寇莉巴顿 Collie Parton is one of
我这人最喜欢 my personal favorites.
我不太喜欢乡村音乐 I'm not into the country so much myself,
但我尊敬她 but yeah, I respect her.
不，你不知道什么 No, you don't know what
你真是没有耳福 you're missing there, and...
她有好多毛，浓密得要命 She's got a lot of fur. Big, big fur,
她每晚上台前就像爆炸头 like blown out every night before she goes on.
酷闱乐团 Coldspay.
最近几年他们有点红了，对吗? They got a little into the treats in the later years, yeah?
对，每天要表演30、40场 Yeah, that's true. They were up to like 30-40 treats a day, actually.
毁了他们 It ruined them.
廉价虱子 You know, Cheap Tick.
- 地，风与毛 - 吸尘器风暴 - Earth, wind and Fur. - Rage Against the Vacuum Cleaner.
好乐团，你有看到吗? Great band. Did you see that?
尾巴不错 有点喜欢 - Nice tail. - Fancy a bit of that.
你好，你的主人呢? well, hey there. well, who do you belong to?
流浪狗吗?我懂这种心情 No one? Yeah, well, I know the feeling.
好了，小子 There, there, boy.
柜台?哈里斯 Front desk? Hollis.
是，先生 Yes, sir.
这里有只狗需要新饭店房牌 I have a dog here who's gonna be needing a new hotel tag.
- 什么房? 先生? - 哪间房? - What room, sir? - Which room?
经理套房 Manager's suite.
是，先生 Yes, sir.
你真是帅气恶魔 You are a handsome devil, aren't you?
每只宠物都应有温馨的家 Every pet deserves a loving and permanent home.
所以当你选择领养狗 请负起领养责任 So when you choose to adopt, please adopt responsibly.
再见，谢谢观赏 Gracias, and thank you.
我保证明天你会朗朗上口 You'll be humming this tomorrow, guaranteed.